Monthly Archive for February, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears Looks Like Zack Morris

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Is it just me or do Jack Morris and Jamie Lynn Spears look eerily similar?

Could Jamie Lynn start a career as a Zack Morris impersonator? That would rock.

Zack Attack baby!

Scarlet Johansson loves Men with huge equipment - do you measure up?

scarlett johansson

The only supplement proven in studies worldwide to add up to 4 inches to your manhood.

Hahaha, I love spam. Got this one in my gmail today. Interestingly enough, the lander page only promises 1-3 inches.

Stonners Rejoice, Smelling Like Pot Is Not A Crime

pot leaf

In Canada anyways.

Getting pulled over after blazing a joint is no longer cause for concern. A Saskatchewan court has upheld a ruling that the smell of majiuana is not grounds for arrest. This means that you cannot be busted for simply smelling like pot.

Sounds pretty reasonable to me considering that just being near someone smoking up is enough to end up smelling like it too.

Preying On Children

lost child

Like a venus fly trap minus the reflexes.

I wonder how many children she has devoured.

Time To Get In Shape

treadmillI bought myself a used treadmill this weekend from kijjiji. It’s a Weslo Cadence DX 10 and it’s going to get me in shape. It’s been a slow decline since January 2006 when I started working for an Internet company and it’s now time to do something about it. I’m far too lazy to go the gym so I figure this should help big time. The plan is to walk and eventually jog whiled playing PS3 or PSP. Let’s hope this works.

The goal is 20 pounds and I am going to aim for at least 45 minutes a day.

Wish me luck.

Shooting Olive Oil


My friend Simon shooting olive oil this weekend at my appartment. Yummy!

Bad Dental Advertising

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I took these pictures with my Blackberry 8310 driving through Guelph, Ontario. Needless to say, I won’t be visiting the Dawson Road Dental Clinic.

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Where Is My Money?

thats right, i called it

Although you can’t really see it too well, I called the score for the Superbowl.

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Don’t Meet The Spartans

dont meet the spartansA few of us tried to go see Cloverfield on Friday night but because the internet lied to me about what time it was playing, we ended up seeing Meet The Spartans instead. I had already read the awful reviews on Rotten Tomatoes (3%!) and knew it wasn’t something I wanted to see, but we were in a bind and ended up checking it out.

I will say that there were some funny parts, a lot of gay jokes, but honestly, the previews showed pretty much all the funny parts. For the most part the theatre was silent and I found myself getting bored about half way through the movie.

My advice to you is not to see this movie. I so wish we saw Cloverfield instead.  Screw the MPAA, I still pay to see movies, even the shitty ones.