Mean Cheese

I see a lot of spam emails working online and this is definitely one of the funnier ones:

Hey, I hate to be the one but when people
continueto talk about your weight issue,
we'll it just disgustsme. Whether you know
it by now, people are always chattering
about one another at work but you come up
morethan enough. I wasn't the happiest or
best fit up until a year ago or so but that
changed. Thanks to my dam brother-in-law.
Anyhow, it was for the best. What I am
saying is you need to do something and I
was saved a year ago and maybe I can make
the same difference. Try this stuff out,
I took it on the idea it's just more junk
but it worked great. I see more positive
reviews on it nowadays and makes me feel
even better. So, I am encouraging a change,
not only in the chatter around here but in
you personally.

-Anonymous for now
(using an anonymous email website to send this btw)
When it helps/works just send a memo with the name "Angel"
in it. Then you can take me out to lunch to thank you.

The spelling errors are a nice touch

At least thats what I am being told in the email I just received:

新しいメールアドレスをお知らせします

新しいメールアドレス： lep0686@yahoo.co.jp

Greetings,

There are serious political problems here in my country right now and they have killed my parents.Plz i am seeking for your urgent help to transfer $ 4.8 millions into your bank account for investment purpose.10% is for your help.Contact me at +22505212947 for more details.

Charles.

- lep0686@yahoo.co.jp