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Anonymous for now - Funny Spam Email

I see a lot of spam emails working online and this is definitely one of the funnier ones:

Hey, I hate to be the one but when people
continueto talk about your weight issue,
we'll it just disgustsme. Whether you know
it by now, people are always chattering
about one another at work but you come up
morethan enough. I wasn't the happiest or
best fit up until a year ago or so but that
changed. Thanks to my dam brother-in-law.
Anyhow, it was for the best. What I am
saying is you need to do something and I
was saved a year ago and maybe I can make
the same difference. Try this stuff out,
I took it on the idea it's just more junk
but it worked great. I see more positive
reviews on it nowadays and makes me feel
even better. So, I am encouraging a change,
not only in the chatter around here but in
you personally.

-Anonymous for now
(using an anonymous email website to send this btw)
When it helps/works just send a memo with the name "Angel"
in it. Then you can take me out to lunch to thank you.

The spelling errors are a nice touch :)

Make Life Real More Simpler!

make life real more simpler!

Stuff in your house make you feel stupid? Then take control and label stuff!

There are serious political problems in Japan

At least thats what I am being told in the email I just received:

新しいメールアドレスをお知らせします

新しいメールアドレス: lep0686@yahoo.co.jp

Greetings,

There are serious political problems here in my country right now and they have killed my parents.Plz i am seeking for your urgent help to transfer $ 4.8 millions into your bank account for investment purpose.10% is for your help.Contact me at +22505212947 for more details.

Charles.

- lep0686@yahoo.co.jp

Adventure Time

So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick



Oh God.
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$1.20/L For Gas!

1.20 a litre for gas

gas station

I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw $1.20 per litre for gas the other day. What is this world coming to? Thank God my car is moderately fuel efficient. Maybe I should hold off on buying the Imprezza STI I’ve been eyeing.

Flower Power Car


Flower Power Car!

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Honk If You Love Blow Jobs!

honk if you love blow jobs

Honk Honk!

Some People Really Love Dogs

dog window 1

dog window 2

Never seen anything like this before.

Misaddressed Email - Let’s Clean Up The Bangkok Hookers!

family

Well, there are still a lot of things I need to do before going to
Bangkok! I can’t believe it’s only 11 days away!!! Hope you all had a
blessed, awesome Christmas. Ours was quiet, we drove to Santa Monica
with the doggies, spent some time on the pier and at the Promenade. We
spent the 23rd at my dad’s house (attached picture) - Dad, Daryl, me,
Shawn (my sister Tracy’s husband) Tracy and Bethany (my younger, half
sister) and Pablo and Ziggy. (And of course my dad’s wife, Diane who
took the picture.)
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